Let’s be real—Goku isn’t just a hero. He’s a walking contradiction: a planet-busting warrior who’d trade his Super Saiyan hair for a good buffet. A guy who befriends gods, resurrects villains for rematches, and treats existential threats like a warm-up jog. Let’s break down why this lovable meathead is anime’s ultimate power-up addict.

From Raditz to Radiance: Goku’s Humble (Sort Of) Beginnings

Born Kakarot, a low-class Saiyan baby, Goku was supposed to be space-fodder for Frieza’s army. Instead, he got yeeted to Earth, bonked his head on a rock, and forgot he was supposed to conquer the planet. Thank God for head trauma.

Raised by Grandpa Gohan (RIP, taken too soon by a full moon), Goku learned three things:

1. Martial arts are fun.
2. The moon is dangerous.
3. Never trust a talking pig.

By 12, he’d already punched a rabbit gang into orbit and married a dinosaur. Standard Saiyan childhood.

Powers: When “Over 9000” Becomes an Understatement

Goku’s not strong—he’s a glitch in the anime matrix. Let’s unpack his greatest hits:

• Ultra Instinct: The universe’s autopilot mode. Dodges attacks while he’s busy wondering what’s for dinner.
• Saiyan Zenkai: Gets stronger every time he’s hospitalized. Bro’s basically a Pokémon.
• Instant Transmission: Teleports anywhere… as long as he remembers to sense ki first (RIP that one time he ended up in King Kai’s bathroom).
• Kamehameha: The OG energy wave. Now in 50 shades of blue!
• Fusion: Because why fight alone when you can cosplay as a disco-era Vegito?

His greatest power? Plot armor so thick even Zeno-sama can’t erase it.

Weaknesses: Yes, Gods Get Hangry Too

1. IQ of a Rock (When Not Fighting): Falls for “free food” traps. Trusts literal genocidal maniacs.
2. Letting Villains Power Up: “Go ahead, Frieza—take five minutes to transform! I’ll wait!”
3. Oxygen Addiction: Dies in space. Saiyan pride? Optional. Lungs? Mandatory.
4. Parenting Skills: Forgot he had a second son (Goten who?).
5. Magic: Gets bamboozled by sparkly spells. Energy blasts? Cool. Witchcraft? Not cool.

The Goku Gang: Allies, Enablers, and One Very Done Wife

• Vegeta: The tsundere prince who pretends to hate him. Secretly keeps a “Goku Power Level” mood board.
• Krillin: Best friend/human shield. Carries Senzu beans and emotional trauma from dying seven times.
• Chi-Chi: The real MVP. Manages Goku’s calories, taxes, and occasional apocalypses.
• Whis: Space butler/eternal babysitter. Teaches godly techniques between dessert courses.
• Frieza: Frenemy. Keeps coming back like a bad Tinder match.

Iconic Fights (Where He Almost Died… But Not Really)

1. vs. Frieza: Spent 20 episodes blowing up Namek. Goku’s takeaway: “Should’ve brought a watch.”
2. vs. Cell: Let his 11-year-old finish the job. Parenting 101: Delegate genocide to your kids.
3. vs. Jiren: Unlocked Ultra Instinct mid-fight. Jiren’s face: 😑. Fans: 😱.
4. vs. Broly: Fused with Vegeta because ”screw pride, we need a glow-up.”

Why Goku Works

He’s not deep—he’s a golden retriever in Saiyan armor. He’ll save your planet, eat your fridge, and accidentally break reality… all before lunch. In a world of edgy antiheroes, Goku’s pure, dumb joy reminds us why we love shonen anime: Sometimes, punching harder is the answer.

Final Verdict: Goku’s the guy who turned “power creep” into an art form. We’d hate him if he wasn’t so adorably clueless.